"Happy Halloween everybody!"

'Twas the night of Halloween
And all throughout the dorm
Mostly ghouls were a'roaring
And the witches brew flowed warm...

No more of that. At any rate, today was Halloween and a grand time was had. I decked myself out with half my wardrobe to dawn the campus premier of Laundry Monster! With the help of a load of safety pins and Amanda's steady hands I ghoulishly transformed into a head-to-toe covered managerie of shirts, shorts, socks, and slacks. My lovely lady friend (Sarah) drained the blood from her face and grew out Elvira like locks to transform herself into Davina, Goddess of the Dark. No ghost could resist a woman like that, especially in those fish net stockings!

At Amanda and Sarah's door I sat, in a large laundry basket. I sat as still as I could with my knees crumpled as tightly as they were. When the youth of the area and their parents filtered through the hall for treats a plenty, there I sat, ever waiting for the right moment. The pile of laundry I was then sprang to life. I stood all the way up and gave quite a fright to, even more than the kids, parents. Fear came from where they least expected it: the luandry!

I consider my mission accomplished. Making one little girl cry may seem like a cruel thing to do but, hey, it's Halloween! Besides, she was barely shedding a tear. She seemingly blubbered in disbelief that a pile of clothes could come to life. I could see the myths now: "Be sure to do your laundry when you go away to college, Johnny, or the Laundry Monster will come out to GET you!"

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1/5/2006 @ 4:37pm

You kick ass man that is a really great combination right there but is all getting cradle of filth blazel shit. I support you

by Richard Lozano