Man, Woman, and the Evil Nothing

And kiss her I did this weekend; repeatedly. Sarah drove up Thursday, making me happy every day I get to see her. The ol' schedule has been pretty light this weekend. Friday I accompanied her to a banquet meant to honor above average business students, Saturday I did three loads of laundry, worked in the afternoon, the went to a BBQ with Sarah, and today we lounged around during the afternoon hours and had dinner tonight at the Old Spaghetti Factory for Matt Agee's birthday. That's about the extent of my news for today. Sarah'll be taking off tomorrow morning sometime and will be greeted by a brand new Dell 800Mhz PC when she gets there. Watch out for that one, folks! She's going to turn into a geek yet. Just wait!

OK, it's story time:

Once upon a time there was a man with a girlfriend. This man has been happily with his woman for over 17 months now and is more than tickled that she's stuck with him for that entire time. Without going into too much detail, she previously dated an Evil Nothing that, to this day, haunts the lives of people around him. One day, the man decided to congratulate the Evil Nothing on his performance in a task that would aid in the Evil's graduation from college. Truthfully, the Evil Nothing actually didn't perform the task at all because the Nothing is a slacker and believes it can do whatever it wants because the world basically revolves around its every move.

The Evil Nothing wasn't very happy with the compliment given out by the man during their brunch. Bravely, the Evil Nothing activated his sloth-like cunning to devise an evil plot against the man while the man and woman gathered their food. With food on his tray, the man walked to towards the back of the room to join his woman. The Evil Nothing sat at a table near where the man was to walk. Carrying a sinister grin, the Evil Nothing stood up and activated his devious and most cunning plan. Walking with a mission toward the man, Evil Nothing forcefully tried to step in the path of the approaching man. Seeing this coming from a mile off, the man stepped out of the way. This confused the Evil Nothing who tried to compensate by matching the man's movements. Barely tapping into the man's tray, the Evil's plan succeeded (if its plan was to set free a few drops of milk from the man's cup).

So the day went on and the man and the woman laughed heartily at the morning brunch events. Silly Evil Nothing. Will you ever cease to entertain?

THE END

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